var Statements = new Array( 'He [Souness] has just gone behind my back in front of my face - Craig Bellamy ', 'And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley unless somebody knocks us out - Dave Bassett ', 'When you make a mistake, that becomes a mistake - Terry Venables ', 'They are the victims of their own downfall - David Pleat ', 'If you can\'t stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchin - Terry Venables ', 'Despite his white boots, he has pace and aggression - Kevin Keegan ', 'I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was - Ron Atkinson ', 'Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it - Ron Atkinson ', 'When you\'re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1 - Laurie McMenemy ', 'I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war - John Motson ', 'Left alone with our own heads on, we can be pretty mental - Tony Adams ', 'If, since the start, I\'d played well and put in some good matches it would all have been too simple - Nicolas Anelka ', 'He\'s good at that, David Beckham. He\'s good at kicking the ball - Jimmy Armfield ', 'Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline - Gerry Armstrong ', '[Phil Neville] was treading on dangerous water there... - Ron Atkinson ', 'A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that - Ron Atkinson ', 'Chelsea look like they\'ve got a couple more gears left in the locker - Ron Atkinson ', 'Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs - Ron Atkinson ', 'For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field - Ron Atkinson ', 'He actually looks a little twat, that Totti - Ron Atkinson ', 'He could have done a lot better there, but full marks to the lad - Ron Atkinson ', 'He had acres of time there - Ron Atkinson ', 'He must be lightning slow - Ron Atkinson ', 'How are they defensively, attacking-wise? - Ron Atkinson ', 'He\'s not only a good player, but he\'s spiteful in the nicest sense of the word - Ron Atkinson ', 'I think that was a moment of cool panic there - Ron Atkinson ', 'I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was - Ron Atkinson ', 'I like to think it\'s a case of crossing the i\'s and dotting the t\'s - Dave Bassett ', 'If the goalkeeper wasn\'t there, it would\'ve been a goal - Dave Bassett ', 'You have got to miss them to score sometimes - Dave Beasant ', 'One year I played 15 months - Franz Beckenbauer ', 'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don\'t know into what religion yet - David Beckham ', 'I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time - David Beckham ', 'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7 - David Beckham ', 'People don\'t think I\'ve got the brains to be clever - David Beckham ', 'That was in the past - we\'re in the future now - David Beckham ', 'I could have signed for Newcastle when I was 17, but I decided I would be better off at Carlisle. I\'d had a drink that night - Peter Beardsley ', 'Giggs came in from the left hand right - George Best ', 'Roy Keane, his face punches the air... - Alan Brazil ', 'I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered - George Best ', 'Everything in our favour was against us - Danny Blanchflower ', 'They\'ve come out with all cylinders flying - Luther Blissett ', 'I promise results, not promises - John Bond ', 'Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin - Pat Bonner ', '...the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars - Alan Brazil ', 'He signals to the bench with his groin - Mark Bright ', 'Let\'s close our eyes and see what happens - Jimmy Greaves ', 'Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away - Jimmy Greaves ', 'The only thing Norwich didn\'t get was the goal that they finally got - Jimmy Greaves ', 'We are really the victims of our own problems - Jimmy Greaves ', 'We signed to play until the day we died, and we did - Jimmy Greaves ', 'All the Leeds team are 100% behind the manager,but I can\'t speak for the rest of the squad - Brian Greenhoff ', 'Hoddle hasn\'t been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Robson - Ron Greenwood ', 'In comparison, there\'s no comparison - Ron Greenwood ', 'Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales - Ron Greenwood ', 'They\'ve missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame - Ron Greenwood ', 'I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better - Ron Atkinson ', 'I\'m afraid they\'ve left their legs at home - Ron Atkinson ', 'If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus - Ron Atkinson ', 'If you score against the Italians you deserve a goal - Ron Atkinson ', 'Liverpool will think we could have won this 2-2 - Ron Atkinson ', 'Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1 - Ron Atkinson ', 'Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside - Ron Atkinson ', 'Scholes and Van Nistelrooy drugged the last two defenders - Ron Atkinson ', 'Suker - first touch like a camel - Ron Atkinson ', 'That boy throws a ball further than I go on holiday [on Dave Challinor of Tranmere] - Ron Atkinson ', 'That\'s not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand - Ron Atkinson ', 'The ball goes down the keepers throat where it hits him on the knees to say the least - Ron Atkinson ', 'The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I\'m not sure they can be trusted - Ron Atkinson ', 'The keeper should have saved that one but he did - Ron Atkinson ', 'The keeper was unsighted - he still didn\'t see it - Ron Atkinson ', 'The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box - Ron Atkinson ', 'There\'s a little triangle - five left-footed players - Ron Atkinson', 'He is like an English equivalent of Teddy Sheringham - Trevor Brooking ', 'It\'s end to end stuff, but from side to side - Trevor Brooking ', 'Martin Keown is up everybody\'s backsides - Trevor Brooking ', 'Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I\'m sure today\'s won\'t be any different - Trevor Brooking ', 'Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game - Trevor Brooking ', 'That\'s football Mike - Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven\'t scored, but England have had no chances and scored twice ', 'The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant - Trevor Brooking ', 'Unfortunately, we don\'t get a second chance. We\'ve already played them twice - Trevor Brooking ', 'You\'re always going to be struggling if you haven\'t got a left foot - Trevor Brooking ', 'I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that England scored - Craig Brown ', 'It is now fashionable for expectant fathers to be with their wives at the birth - Craig Brown ', 'Michael Owen - he\'s got the legs of a salmon - Craig Brown ', 'Our keeper only had one save to make but we lost 4-0 - Craig Brown ', 'The underdogs will start favourites for this match - Craig Brown ', 'They had a dozen corners, maybe 12, I\'m guessing - Craig Brown ', 'In football, you can never say anything is certain. The benchmark is 38-40 points. That has always been the case. That will never change - Steve Bruce ', 'The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath - Terry Butcher ', 'Terry Venables could do a Barcelona at Leeds, like he did in Barcelona - Ted Buxton ', 'Roy Keane didn\'t go through the book with a fine toothbrush - Tony Cascarino ', 'There\'s a rat in the camp throwing a spanner in the works - Chris Cattlin ', 'Believe it or not, goals can change a game - Mike Channon ', 'He\'s a great little player...who scored it again? - Jack Charlton ', 'If in winning we only draw we would be fine - Jack Charlton ', 'It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box - Bobby Charlton ', 'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there - Jack Charlton ', 'The Arsenal defence is skating close to the wind - Jack Charlton ', 'We probably got on better with the likes of Holland, Belgium, Norway and Sweden, some of whom are not even European - Jack Charlton ', 'They\'ve forced them into a lot of unforced errors - Steve Claridge ', 'You don\'t need balls to play in a cup final - Steve Claridge ', 'Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot - Ray Clemence ', 'He just got his body between himself and the goal - Ray Clemence ', 'They say Al Capone did some good things in his life. Trouble was, he would go out in the streets and shoot people. Keane is becoming United\'s Al Capone - Brian Clough ', 'And for those of you watching without television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2 - David Coleman ', 'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don\'t want to leave Leicester - Stan Collymore ', 'Referees don\'t come down here with a particular flavoured shirt on - Steve Coppell ', 'At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference - Tony Cottee ', 'The championship is the carrot at the end of the championship - Tony Cottee ', 'Football\'s football: If that weren\'t the case it wouldn\'t be the game that it is - Garth Crooks ', 'That goal surprised most people, least of all myself - Garth Crooks ', 'The difference between right and wrong is often not more than five metres - Johan Cruyff ', 'I find the growing intervention by the football authorities in strictly footballing matters a rather worrying trend - Kenny Cunningham ', 'My motivation and my back no longer exist - Martin Dahlin ', 'The Brazilians aren\'t as good as they used to be, or as they are now - Kenny Dalglish ', 'The fans like to see Balde wear his shirt on his sleeve - Kenny Dalglish ', 'Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashanu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno - Ian Darke ', 'Izzet - no is the answer - Barry Davies ', 'The Dutch look like a huge jar of marmalade - Barry Davies ', 'I want the fans to know that before I finish my career we are going to win something. Otherwise I\'ll kill myself - Paolo Di Canio ', 'There\'s a snap about Liverpool that just isn\'t there - Ron Atkinson ', 'There\'s lots of balls dropping off people - Ron Atkinson ', 'They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match - Ron Atkinson ', 'They\'ve done the old-fashioned things well; they\'ve kicked the ball, they\'ve headed it - Ron Atkinson ', 'The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish - Paolo Di Canio ', 'Once you\'ve had a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I\'ve got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog - Julian Dicks ', 'Chester made it hard for us by having two players sent off - John Docherty ', 'I would have to be deaf not to read the allegations - Bobby Downes ', 'I\'d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona - Mark Draper ', 'If they play together, you\'ve got two of them - Dion Dublin ', 'All of Blackburn\'s players got their foots in - Eamonn Dunphy ', 'I don\'t think he\'s a thousand percent mentally - Eamonn Dunphy ', 'The defenders did well, got their heads in, got their foots in... - Eamonn Dunphy ', 'He\'ll be the leader in the tool kit - Robbie Earle ', 'If you had a linesman on each side of the pitch in both halves you\'d have nearly four - Robbie Earle ', 'It\'s his outstanding pace that stands out - Robbie Earle ', 'The one thing Gordon has brought to this team is a bit of work rate and team spirit - Robbie Earle ', 'He\'s different, like every manager, I suppose - Ugo Ehiogu ', 'He\'d no alternative but to make a needless tackle - Paul Elliott ', 'If you were to name the top three goalkeepers in England, he\'d be pleased with that - Paul Elliott ', 'He\'s perfectly fit, apart from his physical fitness - Mike England ', 'Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net - Mike England ', 'Football is much harder if you don\'t have the ball - Sven Goran Eriksson ', 'We\'ve got a monster around our neck after beating England, but we must feed it - Frank Farina ', 'I may have handed in a transfer request, but there is no way that I want to leave this club - David Eyres ', 'They\'ve picked their heads up off the ground, and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders - Ron Atkinson ', 'The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box - Ron Atkinson ', 'Their forward got a lucky squeeze from the defender - Ron Atkinson ', 'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football - Les Ferdinand ', 'We had to come and roll our socks up - Les Ferdinand ', 'As with every young player, he\'s only 18 - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I\'m not going to single him out - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'If we can play like that every week we\'ll get some level of consistency - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'It was particularly pleasing that our goalscorers scored tonight - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'Nowhere in Europe, especially the world... - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'The lads ran their socks into the ground - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'When an Italian says it\'s pasta I check under the sauce to make sure. They are innovators of the smokescreen - Sir Alex Ferguson ', 'You takes your money, you pays your choice, sort of thing - Tim Flowers ', 'It was the centenary event to mark twenty-five years since we won the cup - Trevor Francis ', 'Klinsmann has taken to English football like a duck out of water - Gerry Francis ', 'Korsten is making a meal of it...er...that\'s clearly a penalty, yes - Trevor Francis ', 'Poor Miklosko. Hasn\'t had to make a save yet he\'s let three goals in - Trevor Francis ', 'The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight - Trevor Francis ', 'What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio - Gerry Francis ', 'You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras - Tony Gale ', 'Because of the booking, I will miss the Holland game - if selected - Paul Gascoigne ', 'I never make predictions, and I never will - Paul Gascoigne ', 'It was a big relief off my shoulder - Paul Gascoigne ', 'I\'ve had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable - Paul Gascoigne ', 'I have a good record there. Played one, won one, and hopefully it will be the same after Saturday - Steven Gerrard ', 'Derby County\'s chickens have literally come home to roost this season - Colin Gibson ', 'They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places - John Gidman ', 'I\'d rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd - Johnny Giles ', 'From now on, it\'s the start of a new beginning - Don Givens ', 'Give him his head and he\'ll take it with both hands or feet - Bobby Gould ', 'It\'s thrown a spanner in the fire - Bobby Gould ', 'Playing another London side could be an omen, but I don\'t believe in omens - George Graham ', 'The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal - George Graham ', 'The one thing I didn\'t expect is the way we didn\'t play - George Graham ', 'They haven\'t lived up to the expectations we expect of them - George Graham ', 'Wayne Rooney really has a man\'s body on a teenager\'s head - George Graham ', 'Think of a number between 10 and 11 - Ron Atkinson ', 'Tony Adams - He\'s a rock that the team has grown from - Ron Atkinson ', 'Well, Clive, its all about the two Ms. Movement and positioning - Ron Atkinson ', 'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw - Ron Atkinson ', 'When Scholes gets it [tackling] wrong, they come in so late that they arrive yesterday - Ron Atkinson ', 'Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was too perfect - Ron Atkinson ', 'You don\'t want to be giving away free kicks in the penalty area - Ron Atkinson ', 'You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time - Ron Atkinson ', 'You know when I say that things happen in matches? Well, it just happened there - Ron Atkinson ', 'Zero-zero is a big score - Ron Atkinson ', 'If Glenn Hoddle had been any other nationality, he would have had 70 or 80 caps for England - John Barnes ', 'And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds - Dave Bassett ', 'I don\'t like to see players tossed off needlessly - Andy Gray ', 'I watched the game and I saw an awful lot of it - Andy Gray ', 'It\'s been a great night, at the end of the day - Andy Gray ', 'It\'s one of the greatest goals ever, but I\'m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season - Andy Gray ', 'Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal - Andy Gray ', 'That\'s bread and butter straight down the goalkeeper\'s throat - Andy Gray ', 'The one thing that tackle wasn\'t was high and dangerous - Andy Gray ', 'There are a lot of tired legs wearing Tottenham shirts - Andy Gray ', 'There\'s no width on the wings - Andy Gray ', 'He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post - Jimmy Greaves ', 'He\'s looking around at himself - Jimmy Greaves ', 'He\'s gone in there with studs up and has cut someone in half, but I don\'t want to criticise him - John Gregory ', 'That\'s a question mark everyone\'s asking - Bruce Grobbellar ', 'Cons \> RJ ' ); /* GetStatement( ) is the primary function. 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