The Messages

Sender Name: fast_life
Subject: Hello there :)
Date Sent:02 May 2006 at 22:50

IMPORTANT REMINDER:
We remind you that Faceparty will NEVER ask you for your Password, Billing or other Personal Details. Never give these out to anybody - no matter who they pretend to be.

I just scooted onto Faceparty to see whats going on and im glad I did...just clicked on your profile and had to say ello. What a fabulously sexy thing you are. Ahem.. Soz I just couldnt help myself ;)

You look like you are up for a laff.... Sooo I thought I would chance my arm and send u a little msg. I love to make new friends, and meet interesting people who have a passion for life... It would be cool if u fancied messaging me back to say say hi, hola, or bonjour!

Ciao xx

Jay

PS: Bit hung over from last night so I hope all that rambling made some sense :)

Thought you'd chance your arm, eh? You think we're cheap. And that hurts! And you made sense alright, but you need a real girl for what you have in mind! We're a sideways move from your current lover, Girl.jpg. Nice to see FaceParty still chucking the friendly old fraud warnings in with the messages... Inspiring.

Sender Name: funktion
Subject: aloha
Date Sent: 03 May 2006 at 01:27

hey carmen
liking the profile
fancy swapping a few messages?
we have common interests already so was wondering if we had any more - hehehe
hope to hear back soon
take care
ben x

Teehee. I can see a pattern forming here! We said we like sex, cue message after message from risk takers who aren't getting any. Don't hold your breath. Well, hold it if you like, but we still ain't calling!

Sender Name: mohammed
Subject: hi
Date Sent: 03 May 2006 at 12:16

hey gorgous, hows you? your looking very sexy in your pics,deffinately got my attention, sound like a nice kinda girl aswel,loving the nuaghty side aswel,messaging you coz want to get to know you alot more,would love to get chatting to you, so would be nice hearing back from you so we can be getting to know each other, see what happens from there, so message me back if your interested! write back xxxx

Why do you think 'as well' is spelled 'aswel'? And you talk in riddles aswel. Aaarrgghh.... Leave us now.

Hello there hun, nice pictures and profile you look and sound like fun....

so how is your week treating you? thank god its friday tomorrow...

free to chat?

Scott x

Our week has been fun thanks. You know, the wind up business is quite rewarding, not to mention all the laughs and stuff we get. How've you been? What's that you say? You've been had? I see.

Sender Name: healthydad
Subject: HI
Date Sent: 05 May 2006 at 11:47

Hi
Service to many is the path to greatness

If you can dream it then you can achieve it.
You will get all you want in life if you help enough people get what they want.

What are your top 5 Must's for you to feel your life will be a happy one?

Kind regards
Kevin.

Crikey! We got a live one here! Dr Evil, pass the probe, I'm going in...

HealthyDad's profession is listed as 'Well being/Lifestyle Tutor'. Yeah? He went on:

In My Own Words...

I have always beleved that the path to greatness is service to many. When I was first asked about this I nearly did not take the person seriously, and I would have lost a fortune if I had not taken the time to listen properly. www.[edited].com

My Online Diary...

Mon 24th Apr 2006 at 17:13
What would I do different if I was 18 again. 1. Decide NOW what I want by the time I am 30. 2.Write down your goals for the future as detailed as you can. 3.Go talk to 10 successful people about how they became successful (take them out to dinner) 4. Go talk to 10 people who are 50+ and broke to see what to avoid.(buy them a drink) 5.Go listen to the people on this link www.[edited].com 6.Send me an email for what you need to do next.

The Meaning Of Life...

To know what I am here to accomplish! To make a plan to accomplish it! Get the help I need to accomplish the plan! GO TO WORK WITH THE TEAM! HAVE FUN, STAY FIT & HEALTHY, GET WEALTHY BY TEACHING OTHERS HOW TO GET RICH & STAY FIT & HEALTHY.

Wonder which cult has snaffled his mind then? Haha. Moonies? The I post pics of me in my pants on the Interweb and give Half my Income to Somewebsite.com Church of Jesus Loves You? Whatever. Here's our philosophy seeing as though you asumed we?d be interested in your.

Here's our online diary. 1. Decide nothing. Tomorrow will do. 2. I have written my goals down, inc. that fabulous hattrick I bagged against the old folks XI. 3. If I was a successful person, why would I want to talk to a loser? Ever heard of harrassment? 4. Are you real? Excuse me, bloke in your 50s. You look like you?ve wasted your life and ended up with jack shit, mind if I have a word about how bad you did? 5. Never, NEVER put your faith in any website. Unless you?re particularly stupid of course. 6. You have convinced us already that some people really shouldn?t be allowed communication tools! Scarey.