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Sender Name:harv_eytim
Subject:untitled
Date Sent:05 May 2006 at 11:51

harv_eytim says...

Go to www.[dodgy]agency.co.uk and let me no if you would be interested in joining x

You what? Haha You want us to do your range of escort, lapdancing, private table dancing and topless photography? Checked your site out. You get better on 0898 numbers I bet! And if you are a 'Dance and Model Manager', why are you dossing around on the net?

Sender Name: sexyassbaby
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 05 May 2006 at 12:22

ur sooo sexy u lucky b*tch!! i wud love 2spread ur legs and lich u out babe.. i want u 2sit on my face and writhe ur p**** in my mouth and make me lick u out til u c*m xx lol den 4me 2 drink ur sweet juices MMmmm wud u like dat sexy? wud u let me? lol xxx

What the hell! This is THE most heavily edited reply we ever had. Supposedly from a 23 year old female. Just can't see it, but you never know. The profile revealed "This member has additional content on their profile which has been deemed unsuitable for minors. In order to view this content, you will need to Prove Your Age with Faceparty Adult Verification" - Why am I not suprised. Dirty bitch. It's people like you that get people on the net a bad name!

Sender Name: dreamdancer
Subject: Gorgeous Tiger
Date Sent: 05 May 2006 at 15:24

Hi

im in a bit of a rush - leaving work now for a weekend of fun... but just saw your profile... and mmm... give me some of you! you look great very beautiful and very sexy... would love to get in touch with you... and discuss more about trying to tame you!!! i consider myself to be a wild sensual erotic soul myself... so get in touch... take a risk and who knows where things could go...

Ravi xxx

How much of us would you like? A taste? Better not. A portion? No, didn?t mean that. A.. Tame us? Only if you were a ringmasters uniform! Rawr!

Sender Name: balletgurl2
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 05 May 2006 at 15:38

Hey hun, your really cute and seem like a lot fun so, well, I thought I'd say 'Hi' in a lame attempt to get your attention! x

How are you? Been up to anything exciting? x x x

balletgurl2

OK, SO I'M NOT MARRIED BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! X

In My Own Words...

Im a Cute n Sexy Blonde that loves Cuddles! Thats it really...

In A Perfect World...

...Guys would spare the time to read through my profile and take an interest in me as a person, rather then glancing at my pics and sending me a standard typed message, in an attempt to tell me what they think I want to hear and realise that at the top of the page in big bold lettering it says... "I Have A Boyfriend!" x

OK SO IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY ARE YOU AFTER A BIT ON THE SIDE? Of your own sex? And why all the capitals? You got our attention in a way, but not how you expected, huh? hehe We know exactly what you mean with the starded replies though...

Sender Name: sonny
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 05 May 2006 at 20:20

i think i know u from somewhere?

sonny

Don't think you have sonny. We're pretend! Besides you are a 21 year old from Essex, and I've never been to Essex. Not as a free man anyway. Or was that you just chatting us up? Haha. Must try harder sonny!

Sender Name: funkysi99
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 07 May 2006 at 01:27

Hi Carmen..Si here in London..how are you? Like your profile..would be cool to chat xx

Hello there funkysi99! What's that? You have included the photo accompanyment to you singing Heads, Shoulders Knees and Toes!?? Tremendous effort! 'Cept you missed! Anyway, sorry to have to let you down, we're not allowed in London since that attempt on Norma Major's life...

Sender Name:gazminx
Subject:turbo poison
Date Sent:07 May 2006 at 01:39

gazminx says...

wanna chat

Nope. Next.

almostdrunk2 says...

hi there
nice pics
fancy a chat sometime? maybe on msn messenger?
if u do my id is [edited]@aol.com
james xx xx

In My Own Words...

my other ID is almostdrunk i had to create 2 cause i keep on running out of credits.

Impressive. So you're broke huh? It's called budgeting! And how exactly do you plan to maintain our rock star lifestyle then?

Sender Name:curvychrissy
Subject:untitled

curvychrissy says...

wow u r definatly my kind of girl babes.xxx

If I was a Millionaire...

id have loads of mony ofcorse

Lesbian fest or what! Another young twenties girl's girl. What's with all the bisexuals? Marital Status "In Relationship". Will he be watching? Mind if I bring my camera? And my outdoor broadcast mic? And a sound engineer, camerman, and some extras? Man I love lesbians. Homosexuality is just plain wrong though*... *allegedly.

Sender Name: e_z_b
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 07 May 2006 at 02:20

fancy a chat

"I Wanna Tell Her That I Love Her, But The Point Is Probably Mute!"

No. Not really. Next.

Sender Name: jsxyman2004
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 07 May 2006 at 20:51

Hey sexy! :)

Just seen your profile...very nice! Love your pics! :) Send me a msg back if you like mine....or if u fancy a shag!? LOL hehe ;) x

[edited]@hotmail.com

My Pet Hate...

Morons on here who hack into your account and get you banned!!!! Parking attendants. Women over 40 on here who have naked pics of themselves....please, have some dignity! People who drive 4x4s in central london...no need!!!

Couldn't even think of a title, but managed to ask for sex? You're all heart you old romantic you. So, do we fancy a shag? Clearly not as much as you do! Is that how you treat women all the time? Don't you just hope the next (first?) girl you ask out has read this.

Our pet hate: Morons who ask for a shag over the internet.

Sender Name:-drea-
Subject:hey
Date Sent:09 May 2006 at 14:35

-drea- says...

tht seriously ur job?

We said our job was dominatrix. Hahaha. No drea, it's not our real job. We don't have real jobs. We sit around all day and think up stuff like this! :D

Sender Name: mmaattyyg
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 11 May 2006 at 20:47

how gorgios are u ????

Good thanks.

Ad for crap magazine. As mindnumbing as any waiting room anywhere in the world has when you are stuck there for a while. Rated: Avoid!

Sender Name: mmaattyyg
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 14 May 2006 at 02:39

ur abit nice x

You are keen.

Sender Name: twoupforfun
Subject: untitled
Date Sent: 14 May 2006 at 03:18

Can you handle 2?

In My Own Words...

We're up for some fun. Spontaneous couple who want no strings fun with open minded and like minded "gorgeous girls" - fancy some fun- drop us a line x

In A Perfect World...

We'd live in a world of sex drugs and c*ck and roll - with beautiful people up for mindless harmless fun - go for it - drop us a line x

Probably. What is it with FaceParty and group sex? The swingers club charge a subscription now? Listen, we'd consent but you?d say no if you saw the real us.

And just as we were going home, we thought we'd check our account. Except we couldn't. Faceparty was closed! How professional of them to leave us a single picture, containing a message, complete with two kisses, telling us they were offline, with the lovely message:

"The website is unavailable during the upgrade. We'll be back and faster than ever!

Thanks for your patience! xx"

And whoever did the pic - you frighten me. ®

Updated: 8th June 2006

sweetlittle_amy says...

Hello,
I'm going to ask you a question and you're probably going to think I'm a nutjob, but please hear me out as I'm helping out a friend. Thanks.
Would you be interested in having your own personal slaveboy? Someone to pamper you, do everything and anything you say, someone who will treat you like the princess you are. My friend has this strong fetish about serving a beautiful female. I know its a wierd question and you probably think he's crazy, but trust me, it's a cool thing to have.
What do you think? Would you be interested in him? He's kinda cute (depends on taste).
Amy xx

Nutjob? Why would we think that? Hahaha You just got to love the Internet!

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