Oh yes they do...
The Story of Jasmine
Continued from page 2
Subject: postman deluxe
jafinkman says...
Hi Jasmine,
I'm Paul, hows it going? Liked reading your profile. You sound like a cool person to chat to. Just wondering if you'd like to swap messages? R8'd you too. :-)
We're kind of curious jafankman, why have you rated someone you have never spoken to? Were you the Foxy comment? 
Or the Honey? 
The next day, just two I'm afriad. Both junk. Adverts.
The first one was to 'Win a Weekend Break from Isle of Mann.com'...
Not sure who exactly would purchase anything from somebody who spams a chat site, but there you go. And even worse, the 2nd ad "What women want..." (apparently) some new crap looking magazine destined to destroy your mind when left abandoned in a doctor's surgery waiting room somewhere. Truly soul destroying.
Then cannon 27 introduced themselves. Interests: Sex, Makes Me Happy: Sex, Makes Me Sad: No Sex Etc. You get the idea.
01.02.06
Subject: untitled
Hi there... great profile... great pix... u look really great.... x u have msn?... wanna add me for a chat sometime?
[real name removed lol]@hotmail.com
No, we'll pass thanks. Although I did meet a couple earlier though who might be interested..? ;) These people just want sex then. What, all of them?
03.02.06
cheekyboysimon says...
Hiya jasmine, hope you are well and having a good day? Maybe if you are not too busy we could have a chat?? hope to hear back from you.
cheekyboy x
Cheekyboy again? My, you are keen! So we returned the compliment and had a look at his profile. No message was sent. He says his profession is "Top secret ( Are you intrigued??)", he likes "fast cars and fast women" In My His Words...
"Hi and thanks for viewing my profile.... I'm Mr Cheeky(in more ways than one ;-).), Mr Funloving,Mr Easygoing,Mr Ambitious,Mr Romantic Mr Sensitive,Mr Smiley,Mr Naughty,Mr Caring,Mr Fussy,Mr Good with my hands... Dont be shy,anything else you would like to know just ask away... I dont Bite.. May just have a little nibble though!!! ;-) "
Steady on there cheeky boy, we can see you sure do know your Mr. Men books! Ever considered Mastermind? And this was his pic -->
As you can see, he's too sexy...
06.02.06 Next one was from the Admin (again), who are most loyal friend on here judging by the number of messages they send out.
Subject: pure evil?
"eVil fOrCeS aRe aT wErK...
It seems Dr. Evil has escaped - and in his latest attempt to hold the world to ransom, he's trying to fool unsuspecting Faceparty members."
Damn! How did they get our names!!! Surely not! We planned it all so carefully, for about 5 minutes at least. Dr Evil X left the country anyway, as a precaution. And what a fun format for a 'Everyone's trying to rip you off and lie to you' warning message! Impressive.
06.02.06 Next up was Carlitos-172 carlitos-172 says... WOW!! You're seriously cute Jasmine and such a hottie too ;0) You seem really lovely also and I'd really like to get to know you better. Where in the UK are you from? So where we you from in the US? Carlos x
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carlitos-172: A young Gordon Brown?
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And just as we were all about to go home, painfreak01 comes to sweep us off our feet. He thinks!
painfreak01 says...
heya beeautiful :)
wow you look really hot! message me back?
XXX
Love me!!!
In a word. No. 
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