The biggest culprits in the world either get off with no punishment at all or are beheaded by the World Police. Over at AGR, our mantra is, if asked, that we're the one who make the coffee. It was the others that manned the terrifying deadly terror camps of terrible terrors. And anyway, the bigger boys made us do it. No, really. They did.

I was wondering whether to call this death row, saint's row, the accused or make a couldn't have done it without you guys ass of myself speech? For that's the truth. Without these magnificent beasts there would be no AGR. Heh. So for what it's worth, here's the AwayGoalsRule Role of Honour.

And in no particular order... here be demons:

May I proudly present...

Conscience

Amateur Knob Twiddler

Insane General type. Will get you killed but pretty friendly in a quirky way. Way past his best. Conscience was responsible (in a non legally liable way, natch) for this website. Enjoys twiddling the knobs in the lab and so forth. Doesn't remember stuff too we..erm something something. Dognabbit!

Resurrection joe

Queen

Man in the shadows type, and content making royalty, as the title above so obviously implies. Not so slim shady. Leader of the Robot Alliance. Creator of much of our exclusive content. Rumoured to be an artificial lifeform fallen through time. Has special powers. Deals with what Whit leaves behind in a mysterious and media friendly way.

red sagem

Easy meat

...is going to the butchers - as opposed to hunting it yourself. Friendly type. Lambrini girls just wanna have fun. Ginger AND Welsh. But a great ideas person and the bestest PA ever. Short temper. Likes wine. Her interests include booze, adopting strays and learning the dark arts.

Willie eckerslike

Willie

Or won't he. The eternal question. Sane type. And for the record, we don't know if he will or not. Went to school with Harry Potter. Wheely bin pushing his luck with the puns.

In the beginning... There were no decent forums. nazi moderation had spoiled everywhere... and 606... was, well, may it rest in pieces.

Some drunk at the back said:

"let there be a forum... a different place... that was fun... with no hassle... and stuff..."

and it was so.

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whit lane red

Salford Fairy

...lights are lovely at Christmas. Wears Doctor Martins type. Don't look at his pint because he's one of the forum enforcers. When we say we'll send The Boys around, we really mean Whit. He knows a lot of stuff. Fellow geek.

JARV

Head Champion

Hat wearing type. Can manipulate your internets til ALL your bases r belong to him. His wife once posted a photo of him in a baby hat... my six year old holds him in as high regard as the Numa Numa guy. Respect.

The nut's named eric

Hot cock

...of the mod roost, TNNE patrols the awaygoalsrule football forum like a um stealth rooster. With a deathwish. Mans the guns etc. Wicked shot too. Some say... he doesn't know what cheese is *canned laughter* Some say he can't wear socks... we call him... um.. Eric. 'Cause that's his name. (Seems to work for Top Gear..?)