AwayGoalsRule FunnyQuotes Commentator

'He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.'

- David Coleman

'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.'

- Martin Tyler

'Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.'

- Peter Jones

'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.'

- Mike Ingham

'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.'

- Alan Green

'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'

- Radio 5 live

'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.'

- Mike Ingham

'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.'

- Barry Davies

'Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.'

- Barry Davies

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.'

- David Acfield

In the end, none of know where we started from. it's all a bit of a mystery. universe, away goals rule, a big parteh. that's about it really. This has made a lot of members very satisfied and is regarded as the only way...

AwayGoalsRule - better than sex*

'You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.'

- Alan Green

'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.'

- Derek Rae

'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.'

- Ian Darke

'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.'

- John Helm

'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.'

- Martin Tyler

'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.'

- Alan Green

'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.'

- Peter Jones

'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.'

- David Coleman

* Not true.