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'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.'

- Vinny Jones

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'

- Gary Lineker

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'

- Les Ferdinand

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'

- David Beckham

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.'

- Ugo Ehiogu

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.'

- Stuart Pearce

'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'

- Ian Wright

'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.'

- Stan Collymore

'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'

- Peter Shilton

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.'

- Richard Rufus

'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.'

- Jonathan Woodgate

In the time before anyone counted it, nobody had a clock. so then away goals rule invented time itself, and became rich and powerful. well, powerful. well, they got by really. This has made a lot of people very unsatisfied and is regarded as a bad plan...

AwayGoalsRule - better than booze

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.'

- Ade Akinbiyi

'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.'

- Ian Wright

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.'

- Paul Gascoigne

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.'

- Alan Shearer

'We lost because we didn't win.'

- Ronaldo

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'

- Mark Viduka

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.'

- Neville Southall

'I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.'

- Johnny Giles

'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.'

- Ronnie Whelan

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'

- Graeme Le Saux

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'

- Mark Draper